Friday, November 7, 2008

Burrito con Chalula

Along the lines of not doing my thesis,
At one point I went on a rapping episode.
This one I wrote for my friend Kevin, who I branded as "Kevinito":

Kevinito
Kevinito
He's so neato
Gonna beasto 
Some burritos

HAAAAAAY!

Get me a burrito
Get me a burrito
Get it STAT-o
STAT-o
Primero, eat a beano
We don't want no gas-o
Extra queso
Extra guaco
Extra sour creamo- ofcourse!
Tortilla, Moe's, Chipotle, I don't discriminate,
I just wanna aggregate the burrito supply 
And Put it in my belly
Make it look like jelly
Eat it fast, before it gets smelly.

Hollerrrrrrrrr

Burrito ain't complete without some Chalula lovin'
Chalula
Chalua
Oo your juice is so Yummay
The sauce hits the spot in mah tummay
I would douse my face with it if it didn't burn mae
Put it on your friends eggs
Put it on your legs
Your friend can taste-a-the spicy
You can smell-like-a spicy
Chalula,
I love you.
Chalula,
Mi Amor.






"Hunter and the Deer"

So instead of working on my thesis, I documented my pre during and post mosquito killing spree.  
I am Deer. 
Here in India, the mosquiDos are nuts this time.  Mosquido- haha.  I will never forget meeting this girl in Thailand that couldn't say mosquito, and always switched up the 'to' with a 'do'.